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Why settle for boring gear when you can roll in style? The Slice. Pass. Submit. Rash Guard is the ultimate blend of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu performance and pizza-fueled personality. With bold pizza graphics and cheeky sayings like “Choking Opponents, Not Calories”, this rash guard guarantees you’ll turn heads at open mats and competitions.
Built for BJJ, no-gi, grappling, and MMA, this rash guard isn’t just funny—it’s tough. The 82% polyester / 18% spandex blend gives you four-way stretch for smooth guard passing and slick submissions, while the flatlock stitching keeps you comfortable in even the longest rolls. Moisture-wicking fabric + UPF 50+ sun protection means you can train hard indoors or outside without worry.
This isn’t just a rash guard—it’s a statement. Roll harder, laugh louder, and let everyone know you’ve got great taste… in submissions and pizza.
Features That Deliver
• Premium fabric: 82% polyester / 18% spandex
• Four-way stretch for maximum mobility
• Moisture-wicking, breathable, quick-dry
• UPF 50+ sun protection
• Flat seams for no irritation
• Long sleeves & body for a stay-put fit
• Printed, cut & hand-sewn for lasting quality
Perfect For:
• BJJ athletes who want performance gear with personality
• No-gi grapplers who love a fun rash guard that stands out
• Pizza lovers who choke opponents, not calories
Own the mat. Own the moment. And maybe your next slice, too.
Slice Pass Submit Rash Guard – Roll Gear LLC
$45.00
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Built for BJJ, no-gi, grappling, and MMA, this rash guard isn’t just funny—it’s tough. The 82% polyester / 18% spandex blend gives you four-way stretch for smooth guard passing and slick submissions, while the flatlock stitching keeps you comfortable in even the longest rolls. Moisture-wicking fabric + UPF 50+ sun protection means you can train hard indoors or outside without worry.
This isn’t just a rash guard—it’s a statement. Roll harder, laugh louder, and let everyone know you’ve got great taste… in submissions and pizza.
Features That Deliver
• Premium fabric: 82% polyester / 18% spandex
• Four-way stretch for maximum mobility
• Moisture-wicking, breathable, quick-dry
• UPF 50+ sun protection
• Flat seams for no irritation
• Long sleeves & body for a stay-put fit
• Printed, cut & hand-sewn for lasting quality
Perfect For:
• BJJ athletes who want performance gear with personality
• No-gi grapplers who love a fun rash guard that stands out
• Pizza lovers who choke opponents, not calories
Own the mat. Own the moment. And maybe your next slice, too.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | |
| 8 | 52 ¾ | 27 ⅛ | 23 ⅝ |
| 10 | 55 ⅛ | 28 ⅜ | 24 ⅜ |
| 12 | 57 ½ | 29 ½ | 25 ¼ |
| 14 | 59 ⅞ | 30 ¾ | 26 |
| 16 | 62 ¼ | 31 ⅞ | 26 ⅜ |
| 18 | 64 ⅝ | 33 ⅛ | 26 ¾ |
| 20 | 66 ⅞ | 34 ¼ | 27 ⅛ |
| HEIGHT (cm) | CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | |
| 8 | 134 | 69 | 60 |
| 10 | 140 | 72 | 62 |
| 12 | 146 | 75 | 64 |
| 14 | 152 | 78 | 66 |
| 16 | 158 | 81 | 67 |
| 18 | 164 | 84 | 68 |
| 20 | 170 | 87 | 69 |
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